TMNT 2014 ReviewTMNT 2014 Review by Soraply11
When I was eight, maybe nine, years old I watched The 2003 installment of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So I practically grew up with TMNT, and NOTHING upset me more then last year's movie.
Directed by the same man who butchered The Transformers, Michael Bay, it didn't surprise me that the movie sucked.
The first problem I should discuss are the characters. That the turtles don't even look like turtles; They look more like a spawn of Shrek and a Tortoise! They look nothing like the pervious installations and are three times larger. Not to mention they have some pretty ugly mugs but not as ugly as Master Splinter was. Seriously Master Splinter looked like a rat that had a skin condition and what makes things worse about Splinter and the Turtles is that they were in the same lab that April's dad tested them in. Let me mention that in the past installments of the TMNTs they mentioned that Splinter was either a pet of or even in the case of 2012 show, was a man by the name of Hamato Yoshi
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