Food Fight Review

Dear God, what have I gotten myself into??
I knew this was going to be bad but I didn't expect it to be THIS HORRENDOUS!

Before I start let me start by going over the history of how this clusterf*ck came to be. FoodFight was originally suppose to come out in 2003 with the cast obtaining Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd. However due to what was to be said all the unfinished work was stolen, the movie was ruined. Despite this the director, Lawrence Kasanoff, continued rebuilding this project which pushed it back to 2005, releasing it just last year.

$65 million, I repeat, $65 MILLION was the budget of this movie! Judging by this movie money wasted!

Now my review.... HORRIBLE! Just Horrible!

The Graphics are terrible as almost ALL the characters ugly as fuck, with the exceptions of Dex and Brand X chick. The dialogue and story is shit! There are horrible jokes and terrible puns.

There are so many sexual innuendos, I'm not even kidding they aren't hidden in anyway they are out in the blue. With lines such as "I want to scrub your bubbles, Dex" "Are those melons real?" "It warms my heart the way you love my raisins."
It's pretty much a fetish movie! Just look at the Brand X woman! She dresses from School Girl, with ugly plaid gloves may I add, to her Dominatrix-like gear.
And to make things worse this movie has stereotypes upon African Americans, Italians, and the Jewish. And EVEN Nazis!

Let me add that they should've done some research before making this movie be cause in real life dogs, and cats, can't eat raisins because it will cause kidney failure.

I can go on but basically this is the WORST movie of all time!! It's a big ass Product Placement and I wouldn't suggest any of you to watch it! In fact I'd use this as a torture method!

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